spookyscarytsukiyama:

When you go to bed the day you started your period 

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

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greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

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leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

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thirtsy:

i hate that a shrimp can see more colours than me shrimps can’t even do basic math

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